{"id":103,"date":"2004-05-24T17:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-24T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=103"},"modified":"2004-05-24T17:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-24T17:09:00","slug":"fucked-up-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Fucked Up News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/mineshaft\/forest\/images\/fuzzy-mercules.jpg?w=625&#038;ssl=1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>My closest friend, Bryan, received some shitty news today. He stepped on something some time ago and it has infected one of his toes (the one next to the Big Toe). The doctor suspects the infection may have reached the bone. If this is the case, he will have that toe <b>amputated<\/b> this Friday.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/mineshaft\/forest\/images\/fuzzy-church.jpg?w=625&#038;ssl=1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>He hopes that if he loses this toe the doctor&#8217;s can graft a claw or gold knub in its place. This is probably not the case.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/mineshaft\/forest\/images\/fuzzy-bustshot.jpg?w=625&#038;ssl=1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p><b>Let&#8217;s hope he gets to keep the toe.<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My closest friend, Bryan, received some shitty news today. He stepped on something some time ago and it has infected one of his toes (the one next to the Big Toe). The doctor suspects the infection may have reached the bone. If this is the case, he will have that toe amputated this Friday. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}