{"id":151,"date":"2004-09-22T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2013-09-13T20:38:39","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T03:38:39","slug":"hand-me-the-sars-lozenges-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Hand me the SARS lozenges, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>From the Los Angeles Times:<\/i><br \/>\n<b>A glamorous drug, an illness, a very public battle<\/b><br \/>\nBy Gina Piccalo, Times Staff Writer<\/p>\n<p>Even before &#8220;Mr. Botox&#8221; returned from Europe to take the stand and Vanna White showed up, the judge braced the jury for something special. &#8220;You&#8217;ll remember this for a long time,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, history is being made this month in Los Angeles County Superior Court, as Botox goes on trial for the first time in its brief but glamorous life as America&#8217;s favorite antiwrinkle treatment.<\/p>\n<p>Hollywood socialite Irena Medavoy, wife of film producer Mike Medavoy, is suing celebrity dermatologist Arnold Klein and Botox&#8217;s manufacturer, Allergan Inc., claiming the drug caused myriad illnesses, including a four-month migraine so severe it left her bedridden, barely able to lift her head from the pillow.<\/p>\n<p>(blah blah blah&#8230;.the article continues for a long time from here&#8230;blah blah blah)<\/p>\n<p><b>Botox is fucking botulism. People are injecting themselves with botulism to rid wrinkles. The wrinkles disappear because they can&#8217;t handle botulism. Botulism kills people. What the fuck do these people expect when they fill their bodies with BOTULISM? I can&#8217;t wait until 2046 when I read a similar article about people becoming surprisingly sick from the new diet fad, AIDS.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Los Angeles Times: A glamorous drug, an illness, a very public battle By Gina Piccalo, Times Staff Writer Even before &#8220;Mr. Botox&#8221; returned from Europe to take the stand and Vanna White showed up, the judge braced the jury for something special. &#8220;You&#8217;ll remember this for a long time,&#8221; he said. Indeed, history [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[263],"tags":[12],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}