{"id":169,"date":"2004-12-07T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T07:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=169"},"modified":"2013-09-13T20:38:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T03:38:29","slug":"eau-de-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=169","title":{"rendered":"Eau de Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The muses visited me today and I have foreseen the future. An amateur scientist will create a food supplement that causes fragrant feces and flatulence. One pill a day assures you nicely scented bowel movements up to three per day. Any more than that and you may need a higher dose. When releasing gas, you will fill the room with the sweet scent of honeysuckles or perhaps periwinkle. The choice is yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The muses visited me today and I have foreseen the future. An amateur scientist will create a food supplement that causes fragrant feces and flatulence. One pill a day assures you nicely scented bowel movements up to three per day. Any more than that and you may need a higher dose. When releasing gas, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[263],"tags":[12],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}