{"id":17,"date":"2003-06-24T01:23:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-24T01:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2003-06-24T01:23:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-24T01:23:00","slug":"prostitutional-institutional-societal-sanity-p-i-s-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Prostitutional Institutional Societal Sanity (P.I.S.S.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time, an AIM user who goes by the name Smelly Dead Goat told me a magical tale about a woman deep in debt who used the internet to defeat the monster that is financial slavery. Her name was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savekaryn.com\">Karyn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I was a bit intrigued and being in a less than favorable financial situation myself, I sometimes thought of emulating her example. Thus, being on the brink of poverty has made me decide to do just that. I doubt I shall be as successful as she especially considering I can only advertise this so much without feeling filthy. Despite this, here she is: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/savechinny\/\">my page begging for money<\/a>. Free me from debt, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time, an AIM user who goes by the name Smelly Dead Goat told me a magical tale about a woman deep in debt who used the internet to defeat the monster that is financial slavery. Her name was Karyn. I was a bit intrigued and being in a less than favorable financial [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}