{"id":304,"date":"2004-09-16T00:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T00:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=304"},"modified":"2004-09-16T00:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-16T00:34:00","slug":"yummy-white-macadamia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"Yummy White Macadamia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pepperidge Farm cookies kick ass. Mrs. Fields actually makes the best cookies, but I just had a really good experience with a pack of Pepperidge Farm <b>white chocolate macadamia nut<\/b> cookies. I took the fourth and last cookie out of the bag to eat it when I noticed the bag still felt somewhat heavy. I lifted the plastic insert and <b>BAM<\/b> four more fucking cookies! This is one of the best days of my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pepperidge Farm cookies kick ass. Mrs. Fields actually makes the best cookies, but I just had a really good experience with a pack of Pepperidge Farm white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. I took the fourth and last cookie out of the bag to eat it when I noticed the bag still felt somewhat heavy. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}