{"id":342,"date":"2009-08-12T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=342"},"modified":"2013-09-13T20:35:22","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T03:35:22","slug":"misadventures-in-medicine-part-1-of-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=342","title":{"rendered":"Misadventures in Medicine Part 1 (of 3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Throughout life, especially dry foods have been difficult for me to swallow. I drink large portions of water when I eat and often can be seen taking large gulps to push food down. The difficulty varies drastically based on numerous variables I haven&#8217;t entirely figured out. It was only within the last few years that I realized this was abnormal and that perhaps I should get some medical assistance.<\/p>\n<p>I moved to Los Angeles seven years ago. I was depressed and broke and it took a few years to get my life and finances in order. It also meant a few years with no medical coverage. I am a generally healthy person and have been lucky enough to avoid doctor&#8217;s offices and hospitals for most of life. Thus, when my employer offered me health care a few years ago, I didn&#8217;t spend much time thinking over my choices. I chose a doctor near the office and was happy to have medical options again.<\/p>\n<p>I was approaching thirty and had not seen a doctor in several years\u00e2\u20ac\u201dnot since my food poisoning fiasco in the early part of the decade. A physical seemed like a good idea. Thus, began my relationship with my third-world doctor&#8217;s office. Not quite downtown, but nearly, is an inner-city area near <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MacArthur_Park\">MacArthur Park<\/a> called Westlake. It is a low-income area known for gang violence and drug dealings. MacArthur Park was the location of the infamous <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Los_Angeles_May_Day_M\u00c3\u00aal\u00c3\u00a9e\">May Day Melee<\/a> in 2007. My previous experiences with the location were daily bus transfers during my bus-riding years where I was often lucky enough to meet people suffering from varying degrees of psychosis. This has little bearing on the doctor&#8217;s office other than to reinforce the setting: a run-down urban area that is relatively ignored by those that needn&#8217;t frequent it.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor&#8217;s office was tiny\u00e2\u20ac\u201dwedged between two other tiny offices (one a market and the other a dry cleaner I believe). The door opened onto a carpeted wheelchair ramp, yet the waiting room was so small the declining section working as a ramp offset the levelness of the entire room. The few chairs placed along the wall were nearly teetering on the edge of the decline. The carpet was a patchwork of stains, the walls decorated only in nails and chipping paint. An old window unit blared above the door. A small window and a door separated this miniscule waiting room from the rest of the office: two tiny rooms, a desk, and a small area for bloodwork. There was also a staircase above the chair used for bloodletting that I imagine lead to an upstairs apartment. The unit masquerading as a doctor&#8217;s office was clearly meant to be used as a small bookstore or cafe. My apartment is probably larger than the entire office. I would end up visiting this office several times and never did I see another male patient. The waiting room was always full of pregnant women or mothers with young children. It was obvious from the beginning that the office&#8217;s expertise would lie there.<\/p>\n<p>I approached the window to announce my appointment and make my copay. I was informed that the office only accepted cash and was ushered across the street to a small grocer where I could use an ATM. I met the doctor, who was very personable and underwent the examination. Everyone at the facility was friendly and competent and although I felt like I was in a run-down free clinic or planned parenthood center, I shrugged it off. I don&#8217;t visit the doctor often. I would regret that decision early this year when my swallowing problems intensified.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Throughout life, especially dry foods have been difficult for me to swallow. I drink large portions of water when I eat and often can be seen taking large gulps to push food down. The difficulty varies drastically based on numerous variables I haven&#8217;t entirely figured out. 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