{"id":42,"date":"2003-09-29T02:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-29T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2003-09-29T02:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-29T02:31:00","slug":"wretched-pancreas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Wretched Pancreas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I finally updated the homepage of the site again. Three months. Christ. I&#8217;ll probably begin posting all 15 pages of the comic I submitted for the contest fairly soon (read this week). <\/p>\n<p>The other night, I attended an open mic night for comics at Jennifer&#8217;s Coffeehouse in Tujunga. The tension and misery was so thick in that small cafe I could have bottled it and allowed it to ferment into a putrid moonshine of hate. At first, the awkward atmosphere was somewhat amusing, but after an hour+, I left feeling I needed a massage and a lobotomy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I finally updated the homepage of the site again. Three months. Christ. I&#8217;ll probably begin posting all 15 pages of the comic I submitted for the contest fairly soon (read this week). The other night, I attended an open mic night for comics at Jennifer&#8217;s Coffeehouse in Tujunga. The tension and misery was so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fourchinnigan.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}