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Burning Rubber

A couple of nights back Erika noticed a nasty burning smell wafting through the windows. I walked around the complex for a few minutes looking for the source. Then, I came upon this tiny Asian couple standing at the gate staring through its bars. The woman was talking on the phone in broken English. Parked directly outside the building in front of a tree was their car—hood ablaze. Apparently, it had overheated and caught on fire after they parked it. Next to the man’s feet was a bucket of water. He had done the last thing he should have—thrown water on it. A blanket or a fire extinguisher would have worked wonders and possibly saved their car, but not water. A loud hiss exited the hood, startling me, as the fire grew larger. It was probably the radiator. I was starting to get worried the blaze would jump to the tree or the car parked in front of it. I walked down the hall contemplating whether I should bust the glass to one of the extinguishers when I heard sirens. The firefighters had the fire out within moments. The front of the car was a melted, black mess.

Everything in California seems to catch on fire.

Deal, I hope.

I have been planning to create a video application for Deal Or No Deal for months now. Well, now I don’t have to. They held preliminary auditions at the Ren Faire in Irwindale this morning. If they like me, I’ll hear something some time this year.

Hat Trick

Yesterday was a nice play by the Fates. I received a paycheck, annual bonus, and my tax return. It was a powerful blow to my debts and allowed me to purchase many comic books and 1TB of internal storage for my computer. Oh, and more pillows for the pillow corner. I am one hip man creature.

License Plate Frame of the Day

“Life is awesome
when you are radically saved”

True dat, sista. One of my greatest joys in life is eschewing the works of philosophers, theologians and scientists.
I don’t need them. I can get all my wisdom delivered in 10 words or less by license plate frames and bumper stickers.
I’m busy, people. I don’t have time for wordy enlightenment.

On a side note:
Today’s office excitement

On a side side note:
Milady’s new laboratory